Presidential Report Cards

1. Donald J Trump
The spawn of Patrick Star and Homer Simpson. If political ignorance and narcissism too the form of a person it would be Donald Trump, fabrication and stupidity. He is a really horrible person.
See here for 101 reasons not to vote for him.
2. Hillary Rodham Clinton
The spawn of Satan. If evil and fabrication took the form of a person it would be of Hillary Clinton. She is a really horrible person.
See here for 101 reasons not to vote for her.
3. Cuck Johnson
At least he is not Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump

If he was an actual libertarian I would support him but he is not.
4. “Dr.” Jill Stine
Good god no. She is an actual socialist who wants to actually seize the means of production and thinks WiFi has negative effects on the brain.
She is not Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump but she is actually worse.

We should deport her and her supporters.
5. Evan McMullen
You should actually vote for this guy. He has solid foreign policy experience, a successful business man, knows policy is not evil or awful. He is a standard conservative but relative to the rest he is amazing.
6. Sweet Metor’Ol Death
It’s not Hillary or Donald sooooo….